Coming of age..

You know you are old when:

1. Your poly buddies are all recently married/getting married.
2. Your day to day conversations revolve around applying for flats and ADs.
3. The friendly kid at the bus stop calls you uncle.
4. The friendly kid at the swimming pool calls you uncle.
5. Your colleague asks her kid to call you uncle.
6. You begin to worry about future expenses.
7. You begin to worry with every creak and sigh your body emits.
8. You begin to drive much slower than you used to do.
9. You suffer from momentary memory lapses
10. Your belly begins an irreversible growth process.

Age gracefully...