Life on the Fast lane

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

How exciting..

My pals are getting married!

That means we are getting old doesn't it?

I'm so happy for them...

Monday, April 02, 2007

Interesting stuff..

Was out shopping on Saturday, and came across several interesting stuff. One item I was particularly fond of was this





















Now I would like to ask, what does an ASS MASK does? I can practically imagine the instructions given inside:

1. Wash ass thoroughly with cleanser, rinse with water and wipe dry with a towel.
2. Tear open the packet and take out the contents.
3. Tear off adhesive backing on the back of the mask, spread the mask over the whole surface area, thumbing down the areas.
4. For maximum effect, spread open butt cheeks during application for a more even masking. Be careful not to cover any orifices.
5. Leave the mask on for 15-20 minutes before gently removing it from butt.

And the advertising campaign can go like this:

Tired of blemishes, marks or a rough bottom? Stop being envious and have a smooth ass yourself! Get your Activa ASS MASK today, promotion ends 15th April 2007 at a special price of $1.95 only! Hurry while stocks last!