Cars and girls
Ok.. Coming from a self-declared petrolhead like me its nothing surprising right? But honestly, there are some similarities, or so I think. So here goes...
A Range Rover is like the rugged yet classy type of girl. They are chic and trendy and would not seem out of place trundling down Orchard Road as they would be getting their feet muddy and scratches on their bodies off the beaten track and into the wilderness. More so recently, there are many 'soft-roaders' that are more form than function. You can refer to these as poseurs.
A Ferrari is like a supermodel. Effective in showing off to the boys but not as well received by your folks at home. Costs ALOT of moolah to own and maintain, and sometimes extremely impractical.
A Toyota is like any typical girl you see on the streets. Very very common, but extremely practical, helps you save money, trustworthy, reliable and everyone in the household loves her.
A BMW Z4 is like a beachbabe, who is sporty and fun, loves the sun and looks equally stunning topless and top up.
An Aston Martin is like the extremely well bred and stunningly elegant LADY. She belongs to the exclusive type and ownership comes in limited numbers. Accessories that come along with with her are usually tailor made to your individual tastes. A lot of painstaking care, attention, passion and love is required.
A heavily modded Lancer/Civic/Vios/Impreza/whatever is like an Ah Lian. Often more show than go, usually loud and brash and emits alot of smoke. You would probably hear them before you see them, and often have cheap accessories to go with a garish outfit. Makes alot of noise, but usually an empty vessel.
A WRX STi/Evolution whatever series is like a dressy type of girl who is often decked out in the real stuff. Her outfit is equally loud but she has more than enough talent to ensure that its not all show no go. Definitely not a bimbo despite the airhead outlook, you would learn to appreciate her dynamic talents and more often than not she has tricks up her sleeves that keep you out of trouble. Can be very thirsty due to constant chatting and sheer athleticism.
Volkswagen Golf GTI is like the type of girl that you would not notice her understated good looks in the first place but after a while, you will learn to appreciate her practicality, sportiness, not-so-high maintainence, communicative personality, and sheer fun each and every second you spend with her.
A Range Rover is like the rugged yet classy type of girl. They are chic and trendy and would not seem out of place trundling down Orchard Road as they would be getting their feet muddy and scratches on their bodies off the beaten track and into the wilderness. More so recently, there are many 'soft-roaders' that are more form than function. You can refer to these as poseurs.
A Ferrari is like a supermodel. Effective in showing off to the boys but not as well received by your folks at home. Costs ALOT of moolah to own and maintain, and sometimes extremely impractical.
A Toyota is like any typical girl you see on the streets. Very very common, but extremely practical, helps you save money, trustworthy, reliable and everyone in the household loves her.
A BMW Z4 is like a beachbabe, who is sporty and fun, loves the sun and looks equally stunning topless and top up.
An Aston Martin is like the extremely well bred and stunningly elegant LADY. She belongs to the exclusive type and ownership comes in limited numbers. Accessories that come along with with her are usually tailor made to your individual tastes. A lot of painstaking care, attention, passion and love is required.
A heavily modded Lancer/Civic/Vios/Impreza/whatever is like an Ah Lian. Often more show than go, usually loud and brash and emits alot of smoke. You would probably hear them before you see them, and often have cheap accessories to go with a garish outfit. Makes alot of noise, but usually an empty vessel.
A WRX STi/Evolution whatever series is like a dressy type of girl who is often decked out in the real stuff. Her outfit is equally loud but she has more than enough talent to ensure that its not all show no go. Definitely not a bimbo despite the airhead outlook, you would learn to appreciate her dynamic talents and more often than not she has tricks up her sleeves that keep you out of trouble. Can be very thirsty due to constant chatting and sheer athleticism.
Volkswagen Golf GTI is like the type of girl that you would not notice her understated good looks in the first place but after a while, you will learn to appreciate her practicality, sportiness, not-so-high maintainence, communicative personality, and sheer fun each and every second you spend with her.
