Some people should be taken of the road. Seriously, they pose a threat to all road users, be it other drivers, bikers, cyclists, pedestrians, dogs, cats..
Granted, not everyone is perfect, and everyone has their off-days; myself included, which I will show you at the end of the post. But there is really no excuse on how some people drive. The scenarios below are what I have actually encountered, and I'm sure some of you have too.
Scenario number one:You are trundling along the extremely left lane, enjoying a routine drive with fine weather to boot. A car in front in the middle lane signals right, and promptly switches to the right lane. You move forward, only to have the car suddenly cut 2 lanes back into your path, right indicator still on.
Can't make up his mind and probably don't have a clue what mirrors are for.Scenario number two:You are driving along at a brisk pace (within the speed limit of course), and a car beside and slightly ahead of you suddenly wander into your lane with the driver determined to end up on your lap. You honk, long and loud. The driver gives a "what is wrong with you look" and wanders slowly back into his lane.
If you can't stay in your bloody lane, don't bloody drive.Scenario number three:A motorcycle squeezes its way between cars at a traffic junction, narrowly missing your side mirrors to get to the front of the line. When the lights turn green, he moves off at a leisurely pace, holding up a chain of cars behind him, on the right lane.
Please, don't be a moron. Enough said.Scenario number four:You are driving along a major stretch of road when the driver in front of you suddenly slams on his brakes, causing you to do likewise. He then proceeds to look left and right light a loss cow before creeping off slowly, still undecided on going straight or turning, without realising a chain collision was almost caused by his selfish action.
Once again, the mirrors prove to be too much of a chore for one to check and a lack of common sense prevails.Obviously, these scenarios are not exhaustive, but as you can see it is nearing bed time and I'm a little brain dead. Hence, let us just leave it at the final and also my favourite scenario of the day.
Scenario number five:You are turning out of your lot in an underground carpark into the right direction. A car comes along
against the flow of traffic, obstructing you. The self-centred driver proceeds to flash her headlamps at you. You refuse to budge because you have the right of way in any case, wait and see who has got more time to spare. To give the blockhead a taste of her own medicine, a dose of HID highbeam was applied too.
Get your ass back to driving school.See what I mean? You be the judge.
In writing this post, I don't mean to say that I'm a great driver, because I'm not. But at least I don't pose as a hazard to myself and/or others.
Now, remember me talking about off days? This is what I mean:

Lesson? When you have less than 5 hours of sleep the night before and you're driving a vehicle you're not familiar with, be extra cautious, especially when reversing.
I was not, and hence a close encounter with a tree.
Drive safe and be safe. Driving will be much more enjoyable this way.